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Herc
01-27-04, 06:56 AM
The rather shocking photo attached snapped in November 16th of last year by a spectator at the collegiate power lifting championships at Penn State. The unfortunate competitor, who expressed a plea to remain anonymous, remembered to surgeons that he was " stuck" at the bottom of a personal best attempt in the squat lift when he "sort of pulled his stomach in and pushed extra hard, at the same time as trying to complete the lift."
He remembers a loud popping, splattering noise then a fierce stabbing pain and then not being able to move from the squat position. He remained in this position for about half an hour, since trying to stand caused him overwhelming agonizing pain. Paramedics arrived and applied anesthesia on the spot and carried him to an ambulance. He was rushed to surgery, where surgeons described the trauma as an explosive and aggravated prolapse of the bowel". Meanwhile it was revealed that the weight was removed from his shoulders at the time of the incident by two "spotters" on either side of the lifter. The third spotter who was standing behind the lifter was unfortunately sprayed with fecal matter at the time of the incident. This spotter promptly fainted when he realized the extent of of the injury to the lifter, who was a personal friend.

This compounded the task of first aid officers who were at a loss as to how to treat the injury to the lifter in any case, who remained in the squatting position moaning in pain much to the consternation of the helpless audience. The hapless lifter had successful surgery to relieve the prolapse, but remained immobilized with his feet elevated in stirrups for 2 weeks to ensure "internal compliance with the surgery and that the organs retracted successfully".

To add insult to injury, the ex-lifter required rectal stitching to partially occlude the anal orifice and stitch the rectal passage (which had significantly expanded and torn during the prolapse) and also was put on a low fiber low residue diet to combat flatulence to avoid any possibility of a recurrence.

REALLY GORY photo of this.
Not work safe.
You probably don't want to see this, but shit, you might as well.. (no pun intended)

http://poetry.rotten.com/weightlifter/

Louden_Swain
01-27-04, 11:22 AM
I think I have seen this for the 100th time.

Its a good work in photoshop. . .after this isn't physically possible.

Citruscide
01-27-04, 11:27 AM
Not this agian... *yawn* :)

C-ditty

WarriorPL
01-27-04, 12:04 PM
welcome to last year. :lol:

Ganryu
01-27-04, 12:21 PM
Speaking of squatting, wasn't there a bro on here here who broke his toilet while trying to do box squats on it? Snapped the damn thing off at the base. That was a classic.

slobberknocker
01-27-04, 12:53 PM
I think that's made up. I live 5 minutes from PSU's campus and no one here knows anything about that.

GUEST
01-27-04, 01:18 PM
welcome to last year. :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

tec
01-27-04, 10:49 PM
i brought that pic to the store and had a t-shirt made out of it


and a coffee mug

skaman607
01-28-04, 10:43 AM
You should make some plates out of it and give them to one of your BB friends that is cutting at the time.